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Txts from JK

Posted by Trevor Mallard on August 8th, 2011

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74 Responses to “Txts from JK”

  1. jabba says:

    lofty .. I think you will find that j abba was having a laugh.

  2. Spud says:

    Trev and Whale have a long standing rivalry! :-D This is just a bit of fun. :-D

  3. Bob says:

    Must be great to be a Tory with half a brain and have your money tied up in USDs
    Because then you just realize the TCDD are so true

  4. Curious says:

    More personal attacks – where is the moderation?

  5. Whafe says:

    Tut tut Bob, Clare & Trev should have given you some time out for that personal swipe

  6. Frontrower says:

    Never quite imagine Shipley having the legacy of Clark… overall quite lame, I can do better:

    You might be John Key if:

    You’ve tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.

    You think “proletariat” is a type of cheese.

    You’ve named your kids “WFF” and “Tax Credit”

    You’ve ever referred to a colleague as “my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend”

    The only union you support is the Rugby Union Players Association, because heck, they’re richer than you.

    You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.

    You’ve ever referred to the moral fiber of something.

    You answer to “The Man.”

    You don’t think “The Simpsons” is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.

    You scream “Privatise it” while making love.

    When people say “Marx,” you think “Groucho.”

    Iraq makes a lot of sense to you.

    You point to Billy T James as evidence of the end of racism in New Zealand.

    You say “Clean air? Looks clean to me.”

    You look down through a glass ceiling and chuckle.

    You told your kids that Oscar the Grouch “lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn’t want to contribute to society.”

  7. ghostwhowalksnz says:

    Please keep up the revelations from the John Keys SMS Trevor, its just like poking a stick at a wasps nest. If you do it often enough the wasps will find some other place to go

  8. Spud says:

    @Frontrower LOL :-D

  9. Pete says:

    You know, the fact that there’s an iPhone text generator available online at http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/ means that neither Trevor or Slater is probably very original in using this, but both are engaging in a meme. Like Lolcats, or All Your Base Are Belong To Us or anything on knowyourmeme.com (some contents may be not safe for work).

    In other words, suck it up Whaleoil fans.

  10. felix says:

    Two quick questions:

    1. How is it racist?

    2. What does it have to do with Slater?

  11. Bob says:

    Oh dear it’s all about the economy isn’t it

  12. Oliver I says:

    Lol I thought it was really funny Trevor, I hope you keep it up! The reviews from political commentators have been terrific!

    “Trevor Mallard’s theft of an overused and not terribly funny concept from a right-wing blogger is just a bit sad.”

  13. ghostwhowalksnz says:

    Who knew that Keys loyal supporters were so pompous or officious.

    Imagine Trev playing their own game – how undignified !

    The election campaign should be lots of fun if he keeps it up as the ‘Job One’ of the opposition is to keep chipping away at the Emperor who has no clothes.

  14. Darren says:

    Wow, this makes me want to go out and vote for you and your party Trev! Nice to know you are busy and productive and the taxpayer is getting their money’s worth.

  15. Spud says:

    Give Trev a break, he works hard, lighten up it’s only a joke! :-D

  16. Dion says:

    > overall quite lame

    Frontrower – I’d almost go so far as to say “inept”

  17. Chastain says:

    >it’s only a joke

    Spud, that joke wants to rule New Zealand… This is way beyond sad

  18. John says:

    Whale should be flattered or insulted. You guys need to grow up – we won you lost.

  19. felix says:

    OK I’ll ask again:

    1. How is it racist?

    2. What does it have to do with Slater?

    Come on righties, if you’ve got time to froth and spew you’ve got time to jot down a couple of quick answers too.

  20. Curious says:

    The comment “I’ve sum chinese m8s who wnt to buy sum farms”

    With the response “Okay B4 xmas”

    Low brow, populist, xenophobia.

  21. felix says:

    You’ll have to explain that one to me. It alludes to the fact that, as reported in the media recently, the Chinese govt wants to buy NZ farms, yes?

    How is that racist? Because it says “Chinese”?

    I think it says more about you, you curious little monkey, that you think any mention of another nationality is automatically a racist slur.

    I don’t understand what the “B4 xmas” means at all.

  22. The Baron says:

    All of you waiting for Clare to be consistent in moderation shouldn’t hold your breath. Its all pretty simple on this blog:
    1. Say something mean about anyone not in the Labour party = go nuts.
    2. Say something that can slightly be construed as even the tiniest bit rude about the beloved red team = a ban for weeks.
    And the czar of all of this is a lady who supposedly prides herself on open and honest communication, and who wants us to trust her with a ministerial warrant. Equal treatment in speech only when it suits you eh, Clare? Has this feedback come through in your biased poll?

  23. MrV says:

    Deleted. Offensive. Warned. Clare

  24. Akldnut says:

    Ahahaaa Very clever way of finding out who the RWNJs trolling through this site are and scoring a few site hits as well! :)

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