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Caption contest

Posted by Trevor Mallard on February 9th, 2011

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41 Responses to “Caption contest”

  1. Monty says:

    Labour’s election prospects?

  2. Monty says:

    Labour would make _ _____________ of the economy?

  3. Nope says:

    Joh Key reorganises election promises.

  4. George says:

    One of Labour’s large collection of mincers.

  5. KJT says:

    National decides to adopt the Jonathan Swift solution to the ever increasing numbers of New Zealand poor.

  6. James says:

    The Prime Mincer…

    Sorry to steal your line Trevor but it really is the best caption and one of the best comments I’ve heard in Parliament for awhile

  7. Who says:

    Labour are going to be Mince Meat.

  8. Kevin (Toby) Francis Cantwell says:

    I must learn never to mince my words!
    I must learn never to mince my words!
    I must learn never to mince my words!
    I must learn never to mince my words!
    I must learn never to mince my words!
    I must learn never to mince my words!
    ……

  9. Monty says:

    Trev – I do agree with James and think the comment about the Prime Mincer was bloody funny. But please – don’t over do it – that is always the problem with lefties – they take a joke way to far.

  10. Clare Curran says:

    Monty. Am moderating comments closely

  11. The Frontrower says:

    At least he didn’t drop a blonde on her head…

  12. Fist of Legend says:

    The left puts the human resource potential of NZ to good use.

  13. Josh says:

    I didn’t know what “mincer” meant before I looked it up today. For shame – I would expect such insults from Destiny or Christian Heritage, but I thought Labour was better than that. To use someones supposed sexuality as an insult is simply unacceptable.

    I am 18, and this year was gonna be the first year I could vote. I certainly won’t be voting Labour now, and after hearing about this repeated labeling none of my friends will be either.

  14. Trevor Mallard says:

    Some of you right wingers need to lighten up.

  15. George says:

    Monty. Am moderating comments closely

    I don’t understand your entry, Clare. What’s it got to do with the picture? :-)

  16. Al1ens says:

    Some of you right wingers need to lighten up.

    Belated deletion now your meaning has been pointed out to me. Trevor

  17. Monty says:

    AwTrev us righties are fine. Some of us genuinely did enjoy the Prime Mincer joke. I wonder if it is the left who need to lighten up, and you will find it so much easier once you accept your fate on 26 Nov 2011

  18. Gipper says:

    Cougar Bait to Mince Meat, an iterative process.

  19. Andrew says:

    Despite being “a right w[h]inger” Trevor, I think your humor was the funniest ever! Fantastic – I won’t forget that for a long time… a deserved label for a PM with frequently increasing short-comings! And the week isn’t over yet!

  20. rjs131 says:

    Trevor, I take it the rainbow wing of the Labour Caucus are going to be posting in support of these post, since you are telling all the right to lighten up?

  21. Trevor Mallard says:

    @rjs – I don’t tweet but told grant has in a very supportive way.

  22. Anasazi says:

    Never mind the quality, look at the colour !

  23. Idiot/Savant says:

    Someone doesn’t know how to use their mincer properly. You need to cut stuff up a bit before you put it in there.

  24. Sean says:

    Bill English vision of the Public Service.

  25. ianmac says:

    Bill turns handle on the Public Service with one hand, while stuffing his own pockets with the other.

  26. Dominoes says:

    Meat: A combination of two words. Mmmmm and Eat.

  27. Spud says:

    Parliament claims another victim. 8O

  28. Inventory2 says:

    Clare Curran says:
    February 9, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    Monty. Am moderating comments closely

    Wouldn’t it be better to moderate your bloggers Clare? It’s not Trevor’s first brush with homophobia, after all.

  29. ghostwhowalksnz says:

    Its the new name for the Ministry of Silly Walks

  30. Clare Curran says:

    @Inventory2 If you want to throw the term homophobic around, throw it at me too, as I found the pic. What Trevor did was describe the PM’s behaviour and actions. In his own inimitable way. The question should be asked was the PM’s behaviour and action homophobic?

  31. lastmanstanding says:

    At least JK can laugh at himself and show some humility and the common touch..
    Not like the last one……. whatshername

  32. LabRat says:

    Banned. You know why. Trevor

  33. Inventory2 says:

    @ Clare – I like your reference to Trevor’s “own inimitable way” lol; he IS one of a kind!

  34. Dominoes says:

    Seems left wingers like norightturn aren’t too happy with this kind of homophobia, so it’s not just right wingers who need to lighten up. Trev why don’t you tell carol to lighten up too? Or is bigoted humour only funny when you do it?

  35. Eco Girl says:

    PRIME MINCED

  36. George says:

    February 9, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    Some of you right wingers need to lighten up.

    And then…

    February 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Banned. You know why. Trevor

    Once again – do as we say, not as we do…

  37. Grant Robertson says:

    @Rjs Trevor has been one of the most supportive MPs when it comes to the rainbow community. I dont take his reference to be offensive at all. The fact of the matter is John Key did, literally, “mince”.

  38. Angus says:

    Labour has had many a mincer over the years:

    Balance deleted. Ban warning. Trevor

  39. Inventory2 says:

    @ Grant Robertson – was the “Tinkerbell” jibe at Christopher Finlayson a step too far in your opinion? No Labour MP has ever criticised it. Would you be offended if a government MP made a similar interjection directed at you?

  40. Mac1 says:

    National- turning high quality prime beef steak into mince. Sounds like a metaphor for New Zealand.

  41. Cadwallader says:

    It is sad that we as taxpayers have to foot the bill for such juvenile nonsense. Mallard, Curran and co are pathetic. Do something useful!

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