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Arrr me hearties there be treasure in this land, arr.
We all know where they found the flag stick.
The new New Zealand coat of arms
forget the Maori Chief and White Lady – Now it’s the white suit dude and the white lady. – p.s. The new coat of arms didn’t take off. 
National Standards, National standard – you name it, we’ll claim it.
We will fright them on the beaches…
have wider hips than the national standard
I feel sick. That photo is taken on a beach near my parents place and one with which I am familiar. To think that these two cretins sullied the beach – it’s going to take years of work to restore the wairua and mana of the beach.
Anne T
LLY – “I’ll put my face to any crap”
Will I be assessed on this, Dr Brash?
“Anne. My bathing suit. Too revealing?”
“Don. The way I walk. Deleted offensive. Clare
“We’re a right pair!”
“I’ve got my bikini on underneath”
“Don!”
“I waxed especially”
“Don!”
“I wear my trousers to the right”
“Anne!”
“Don, I am sure no one can hear us out here. You need to be aware that the member for Helensville is “relaxed” about this issue and if it backfires you could be history… but if we win please give me a portfolio I know something about, I couldn’t bear to be lumbered with Education”
Comedy duo, ‘4sure’ and ‘C-bed’ practice their gags before the big performance in the house.
LOL
– You’re on fire tonight! 
“I claim this land in the name of all that is ignorant and sneaky”
“so Don, I’m thinking of reading to them the story of Riley – is about a Rat – I figure they will be able to relate…should go down well”
“No no no Anne – its smile – then wave!”
“So, one more time, is this the seabed or is this the foreshore?
LOL
“I’ve got a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.”
“You have a woman’s hand my lord!”
“This is a large crisis. In fact, if you’ve got a minute, it’s a 12 storey crisis, with a magnificent entrance hall, gilding througout, and a sign on the roof saying “This is a large crisis.” “
“He’s about as effective as a cat flap in an elephant house”
- sorry – bit of a blackadder fan…something about brash reminds me of it…
… did you get the blankets Anne? – I got the flag!
“One law for all”. I know the NACT want to get rid of regulation and all, but only one law? And is that the right to scaremonger?
“Where’s Pita? If I use his flag he’ll sell me this beach for two blankets and some glass beads.”
Ah, Clare!
Offensive?
But you know I’m right.
That’s exactly where Bill English is!
The whole country knows that you understand everything Anne, but I think that we are supposed to have hooks and things to catch fish.
I don’t think much of their new sun umbrella
The first meeting of the National Standards’ Fan Club!
“Anne, do you think this is a good way to fish for votes after all Crosby-Textor will probably tell Key & English to change the “policy” so that they can rort that woman Turia in the future?”
And to think she’s won an electorate… TWICE……..
Double’s standard!