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Different approach to football incentives

Posted by Trevor Mallard on April 1st, 2010

Chris Hipkins reported on John Key buying the patron’s position for Football NZ.

Whereas our pool opponents Paraguay have a leading model and actress Dallys Ferreira who describes herself as” more ardent than most” has said she will make love to all of the team if they win the cup. Warning googling her gets a pretty explicit site.


17 Responses to “Different approach to football incentives”

  1. Spud says:

    Yeah, I think Paraguay are getting the better end of the deal :-D

  2. Sweetd says:

    Make an on thread comment or give up Trevor

  3. gitmo says:

    Ah now I know why we lost to the French at Cardiff.

  4. ghostwhowalksnz says:

    Every one can see our Whale loving , cycle riding, football

    fanatic PM is ideal for this role.

  5. Ianmac says:

    Perhaps John could make the same offer as Dallys?

  6. LabRat says:

    Perhaps the better motivation would be for John to make the same offer if they DON’T win…

  7. Tigger says:

    Surely a greater incentive would be if Key will sleep with all the team if they don’t win?

  8. Adrian says:

    Donkey beat her too it he’s already screwed the whole bloody country.

  9. Adrian says:

    BTW, how embarrassing was his effort at the Tua fight. But he did get booed, wouldn’t have happened even 6 months ago. Lets hope he’s on the ropes.

  10. Rebecca says:

    Since John Key and the soccer boys play for ‘different teams’ I am not sure how relevant the comparison is.

    Still Dally’s plan if the Paraguay boys win, at least shows she has some standards unlike John Terry is clearly a ‘free-for-all’!!!

  11. Rebecca says:

    Gitmo – funny, but so as to compare like with like, it would perhaps work better if you replaced the title of PM with that of Minister of Sports….!

  12. Seti says:

    Does proclaiming “pretty explicit” not just “explicit”, infer a degree of investigation into said site?

    Just curious.

  13. paul says:

    @t.igger – yep – that sure would be an incentive – perhaps he could offer that to the alblacks…

  14. Pedrovsky says:

    Trev’s investigations re the Paraguayan spunk may have revealed why the World Cup stats are something like Brazil 5, Argies 2, Germany 3?, Italy 3, France 1, (see the pattern ??) and the there is England 1, and the rest of the world virtually none.
    Based on above theory the 2010 winner will be a Latin country .. or… oh ah Africa (as in Ivory). Us WASPS will never ever win.

  15. Spud says:

    Happy Easter Trev :-D

  16. Spud says:

    Happy Easter S weetd, Tigger, Adrian, and Seti :-D :-D :-D

  17. Craig Glen Eden says:

    I love my Football and this is as bad as it gets for me. Message to Frank Van H (CEO NZ Football) Take a look at the TUA fight Frank hear the booing Frank YUP big mistake!

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