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Bachelor – Caption Comp

Posted by Trevor Mallard on July 1st, 2009

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31 Responses to “Bachelor – Caption Comp”

  1. Lewis Holden says:

    The first meeting of the Chris Hipkins fan club.

  2. Bob says:

    There were four on the couch and the red one said, “move over, move over”.

  3. JL says:

    Master Chris Hipkins and his four babysitters.

  4. Conor says:

    Beauty and the MP.

  5. Marcus says:

    Chippie looks so relaxed

  6. Graeme says:

    Who does the winner get?

  7. Principessa says:

    Labour Party Ginga’s Sector Meeting. Question is- where is Darren Hughes?

  8. SweetD says:

    Why do you have a picture of Richie Cunningham?

  9. Cujo says:

    Mallard’s just jealous cos his fan club could fit in a matchbox.

  10. Funksterism says:

    No, really ladies, there IS room over here.

  11. Shane Field says:

    Why do I have to choose one, can’t I have them all?

  12. Martin_P says:

    In the Political Bachelor, Labour MP Chris Hipkins is down to four women in his quest to find his wife to-be…

  13. Cactus Kate says:

    “But we were here for drinks with Trevor Mallard?”

  14. Elvis Christ says:

    “OK, we are all here. Can we start filming Mr Crow ?”

  15. Spud says:

    Grrrrooooowwwll!

  16. Spud says:

    The ladies think he’s red hot.

  17. Banksie says:

    The ladies get some ‘dutch courage’ on board before heading out to find some blokes.

  18. Jennifer says:

    Contestants on ‘New Zealand’s Next Top Model’ enjoy a drink in the green room with last year’s winner.

  19. Robespierre says:

    Eenie, meenie,minie,mo, catch a lady by the toe, if she squeals, give her a glass of bubbles.

  20. Simon says:

    Hipkins was quite concerned that his blatant heterosexuality would adversely impact his progress within the Labour party.

  21. Robespierre says:

    The winner should get dinner with Chris at Copperfields.

  22. Gidday says:

    I wonder who Helen fancies the most?

  23. inconspicuous says:

    “These are the voices of Labour MPs on issues that we care about” …?!?!

  24. jarbury says:

    Well I guess this is as good as place as any…. and excuse the threadjack please.

    Phil Goff, Rick Barker, Darren Hughes, Lianne Dalziel, David Parker, Chris Carter, Clayton Cosgrove, Trevor Mallard, George Hawkins, Damien O’Connor, Nanaia Mahuta, Parekura Horomia, Winnie Laban, Mita Ririnui, Ashraf Choudhary, Shane Jones, Su’a William Sio, Clare Curran, Kelvin Davis, Raymond Huo, Stuart Nash, Ross Robertson.

    You guys all voted against the medicinal marijuana bill even going to a select committee last night. Unlike the gutless National Party who block voted against it, Labour split down the middle.

    I’m curious to know why you voted against it on this conscience vote.

    It is a threadjack so I’ve posted :- http://blog.labour.org.nz/index.php/2009/07/03/medicinal-marijuana-bill/ Trevor

  25. boss says:

    Hotly competitive, the final four contestants in ‘Upper Hutt’s Next First Lady’ pretend to get along while the prize looks on.

  26. Tristan says:

    The Rimutaka LEC has had some officer changes since the election but it seems to have done the trick as Labour membership has risen dramatically in the region…

  27. Shane Field says:

    “Chris and his four Parliament-based secretaries give you just a taste of what REALLY goes on in his office”

  28. Matthew C says:

    ” … okay so now you’ve snapped us developing policy …. errr well we like to think that’s what we’re doing anyway. Something about this pay equity thing I believe”

  29. adrian says:

    “I know it looks like a four headed tipsy octopus has taken over my couch, but I swear I haven’t touched a drop myself”

  30. johnbt says:

    Deleted defamatory Trevor

  31. Shane Field says:

    Even gingas have more luck with women than Richard Worth!

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